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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a tipped cow? They can't MOOve"
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"Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider."
"There's a gay rights group suing the tobacco companies. Because they only sell straight-cut chew."
"Childhood obesity is on the rise and so is underage sex.. What I want to know is who's fucking all these fat kids."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"
"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."
"I'm in so much trouble. My twitter crush found out about my boyfriend and now they're both on their way to tell my husbands."
"Don't say ""tits."" It's crass and disrespectful. Instead, say ""lady tits."""
"Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint"
"I saw a man the other day arguing with a traffic sign The sign looked incredibly uncomfortable. It really wanted him to Stop."