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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."

"Women: underwear are not hot pants/short shorts. THEY ARE UNDERWEAR AND YOU GIVE ME A BONER"

"Wanna go to Copenhagen? Amsterdam sure"

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes."

"I chose not to act when a bunch of pinnipeds gatecrashed my outdoor party. I sealed my own fete."

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"BOY: Dad , is a mermaid girl or a fish ? DAD : Well son that depends weather you are HORNY or HUNGRY ."

"I drive an Audi to compensate for my innie."

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"Me: I'd invite you in but my place is a mess Friend: That's OK. I don't mind M: The mess tho F: Don't be silly M: I don't want u in my house"