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Joke of the Day
"I'm socially constipated... I haven't given a shit in years"
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"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"
"Nobody lives forever, but especially not that homeless person I just ran over."
"Help me doctor, I have a bowel movement every morning at 7! Doctor: Well that's good, it means you're healthy. Man: You'd think so, but I don't wake up until 8am!"
"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."
"The year is 2044. After trillions of dollars and thousands of lives lost, the SpaceX program lands a man on Mars. Mars: I have a boyfriend"
"How many times do I have to flush before you go away? "
"Guys, can we please stop making jokes about Donald Trump? Otherwise, we'll all have hell toupee."
"Don't let an extra chromosome let you down!"
"If Donald Trump can become President, you can do anything! Unless you're Mexican, Muslim, Black, Chinese, to be honest any type of immigrant.... What am I saying, we're all fucked"