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Joke of the Day

"How do you build suspense in people?"

"What does FIAT stand for? Fix It Again Tony"

"Practice safe lunch Always use a condiment"

"I don't see countries or borders, I don't see color or race or anything that differentiates people. Seriously, I think I fucked up my eyes."

"What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns? Because the Nerf hurt her."

"I'm not saying she's easy, but if she advertised on TV, they'd call it a nymphomercial."

"We have one of the recalled Samsung washers. But, don't feel sorry for us... We're going to have a blast!"

"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."

"What's the best thing about fucking a baby? You get both anal and deep throat at the same time."

"Have you seen the new film called Constipation? It hasn't come out yet."