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Joke of the Day

"Two dyslexics are walking down the street... ""Can you smell dog shit?"" asks the first. ""I can't even smell my own name"" replies the other"

"Why did the stoplight turn red? Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!"

"WIFE: you forgot to run the dishwasher again, didn't you? ME: [drinking milk from a flower vase] no, why?"

"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"

"I'm okay with most drugs... But cocaine is where a draw the line."

"I'm at the ear clinic. My name might've been called out. I have no idea. PSA: The joke is originally in Swedish, tried my best translating it."

"5-year-old: Why don't we say Grace? Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry?"

"A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names."

"To the 4 people today who tried to prank me and failed, eat it jerks. To the 13 who succeeded, guys can u pls delete the photos of me crying"

"Who the hell came up with 'prolly' for probably?"