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Joke of the Day

"what did the strong bee say to the weak bee? beehold my power"

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"Yo momma is so fat She's dead."

"Those ""Smoking Kills"" stickers on cigarette packs would be more effective saying ""Smoking Kills Puppies with a power drill covered in bees."""

"I have a good joke about a nice balloon. Oh wait. It just got away from me."

"How do you make a duck sing soul music? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers."

"[revenge plan] *invent miniaturisation machine. *shrink to tiny size. *crawl all over sleeping spider's face."

"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless"