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Joke of the Day
"Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business."
Next Joke
"Doctor: How's your headache? Patient: She's out of town."
"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"What's the best part about dating a Muslim The sex is explosive"
"Just found some clothes my ex left here. Perfect timing since I'm out of toilet paper."
"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"
"Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women."
"I pulled a real douchie move this morning... your mom's vagina has never been happier."
"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"