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"What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Guey protein."
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"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""
"damn girl are you calculus because I have no idea what youre talking about"
"Silence is golden. Unless they're in the shower and you can't find their phone. In that case, silence is very very suspicious!"
"If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?"
"Girl you make me feel like a Galaxy S7 Cause I want to explode in your pants."
"Then there was the Puerto Rican surgeon who made medical history. He performed the first appendix transplant."
"Give me your best joke get me and my work laughing"
"why can't a bike stand on its own its two tired."
"The Vocabulary Theater is now open! I heard they have a clever word play!"