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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head no arms"
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"Do you wanna know how to confuse a gay person? 7 ... It's a sign, you`re confused aren't you."
"Carbon Dating. What Carbon does when its lonely."
"Why do people want attention of 1000 pies? because it's their sen-pais~"
"How do you make a dog meow? Put him in a wood chipper and listen to him go ""meeeeowwww""."
"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"As an introvert, I love my wife. *wifi"
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist."
"Do you know what is ""Deja POO"" ? It's the feeling that you've heard this crap before."
"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"