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Joke of the Day

"Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar? Waiter: This is sugar. *GB stands pissed* GB: THIS..IS...SPLENDA!! *GB kicks waiter through glass panel*"

"Trump There's no punchline, as the title was the full joke"

"Why did the prostitute join the Mormon church? She wanted a high paying missionary position."

"Hillary wouldve made girls believe they can be President Trump made EVERYONE believe they can be President."

"I better fix the hinge on this cabinet door before Ryan Gosling comes over, takes his shirt off and builds my lady a house."

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night? Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke."

"What is it called when buckets of paint conspire with each other? A colour scheme."

"I'm 23 years old Truly in my prime"

"Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope."