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Joke of the Day
"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? Konnichihuahua"
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"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snow-woman? Snowballs."
"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"
"Boss: Where were you born? ME: MERICA Boss: which part? ME: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in MERICA."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of feminists can change a light bulb, because feminists can't change anything."
"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."
"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"
"Me: *lying nude on checkered blanket* Him: ""Where's the food and why are you naked?"" Me: ""Am I doing it wrong? This is my first picnic."""
"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"
"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."