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Joke of the Day

"Boss: Where were you born? ME: MERICA Boss: which part? ME: What 'which part'? The whole body was born in MERICA."

"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."

"I have been suffering from Priapism for the last 2 days My wife is taking it pretty hard"

"Trump is single-handedly bringing down America. Actually, I take it back. With hands that small, he'd have to use them both."

"How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along? Sew sew"

"What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning? Not Apple Jacks"

"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."

"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"

"wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill... :D"

"Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke? Mark is black."