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Joke of the Day
"Wife lets me be on top..... Last night My wife let me be on top. I fucking love bunk beds."
Next Joke
"Why are atheists poor? because its a non-prophet organisation."
"If you're wearing sunglasses & it's not at all sunny out, you can't get offended when I grab your arm to guide you safely across the street."
"If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?"
"What does a baby diaper and Obama have in common? There both full of shit."
"interviewer: any interests outside of work me: war and space documentaries mom: he means star wars me: mom stay in the car mom: nerd"
"Definition of a Will: It's a dead giveaway."
"Car alarms would be a lot more effective if they sounded like two people fighting. I'd peak out my window for that."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."
"My dad just told me this one. What do Justin Beiber and Christmas trees have in common? Their balls are only for decoration."