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Joke of the Day
"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"
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"Two's Company, Three's a Crowd"
"That's disgusting! Where did you learn to do that?! Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's"
"Fecophilia Man, fuck that shit."
"Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''"
"Why don't Asians like bowling Because it's bowring I'm sorry"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."
"I just got awake from sleep, after 61 days April Fools :D got it ; 61 days ..earlier ..from today right, no ? alright move on :|"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"How do you get the GOP to support universal healthcare? Make it for *White* people only."