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Joke of the Day

"Had a lot of chemistry with my high-school science teacher."

"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"

"Why was the geophysicist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""

"What's the difference between a slut and a bowling ball? Nothing....you find them both in an alley, finger the holes, throw them in the gutter, and they keep coming back."

"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."

"[before sex] HER: did you bring protection? ME: heck ya I did *slowly reaches into back pocket and pulls out nunchucks*"

"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."

"Everyone prepare yourself for National ""How is it May already?"" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet."

"You can't run on a camping site... you can only ran because it's past tents"