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Joke of the Day

"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds."

"Don't be racist! I takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except black. There's no black in a rainbow. Credits to vinesauce"

"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."

"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""

"How do you make a man from New Zealand fall asleep? Ask him to count how many sexual partners he has had (Because they're sheep fuckers)."

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"

"I just pissed like a horse. Not an easy stance, let me tell you."

"How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money? By moving the show to a ""true crime"" channel and calling it ""18 Victims and Counting""."

"Did you hear David Copperfield got AIDs? He did Magic."

"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."