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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Snowman and a Snow-woman? Snowballs."

"If i had a dollar for every time i had an existential crisis... it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless"

"Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled? It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP"

"If you're behind someone at an ATM late night, let them know you're not a threat by giving them a gentle kiss on their neck."

"What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair? Caesars."

"How are bisexual men and bisexual women the same? They both think girls are really great but won't admit they just need to be filled by cock."

"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."

"The best ways to spell the name Sean: 1. Sean 2. Shawn 3. Shaun 4. Chone 5. Shnzzang 6. Beans! 7. Ulurion 8. Shon?"

"What is the worst part about screwing a 7 year old kid? Getting the blood stains out of your clown costume."

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"