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Joke of the Day

"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"

"Did you hear about the race between the horses with broken legs? It was lame."

"The baby fell on the floor at breakfast this morning. Luckily, she landed butter side up, so the five second rule still applied."

"""I need a lady in a sheet who is not permitted out in the streets."" -Taliban man looking for love"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only two, but I don't know how they get in there."

"Did you guys see the stock prices of brussel sprouts today? They really blew up...."

"How did we build a tunnel to china? A jew found a dollar in a hole."

"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? U, for Unoriginal Joke."

"""So, is there a MRS. A-Z?"" - Lady hitting on Jason Mraz"

"Staples is attempting a hostile takeover of its rival Office Depot. Office Depot has retaliated by snapping rubber bands at Staples."