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Joke of the Day

"""Wow, I haven't showered since last year!"" ""Haha good one, but it's not the new year yet"" ""I know..."""

"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"

"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."

"Look at me! I'm a morning person! Let's work out! Get worms! Drive garbage trucks! Use exclamation points!"

"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."

"s/o to parallel lines for keeping that shit platonic and never crossing. they keep a healthy professional work ethic"

"Why are they called The Fine Bros? Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"