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Joke of the Day

"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"

"If a child's survival depended on my ability to share bacon, I would weep greasy, bacony tears at that child's funeral."

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP... but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"Is it still a walk of shame if I'm leaving my own house? It ain't like I'm proud of what happened in there."

"Before sliced bread there was no greatest thing."

"What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day."

"The difference between erotic and kinky: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken."

"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."

"Why would Hitler have been good at call if duty? His real life kill death ratio was 7mil/1"

"Me*taps wife's shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No"