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Joke of the Day
"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."
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"My wife handed me a mop so I inspected it and said, ""You're good to go, woman!"" and now the mop handle is in a funny place."
"What is the difference... What is the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three hoes."
"What did the redneck say to the Frenchman? You don't speak English fourchette!"
"How does a Reaver clean his spear? He puts it in the Wash."
"""Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated."" Thank you news-anchor. It's my first summer."
"There's a spoiler in the description. There's a spoiler in the title."
"If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms. I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :("
"To sick to work This guy phones in to work, tells his boss he is to sick to come. So the boss says, "" Sorry to hear, how sick are you ? Guy replies, "" Very, I'm in bed with my sister."""
"Jessica fell out of a tree and broke both her arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Jessica"