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Joke of the Day
"Why are they called The Fine Bros? Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright."
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"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."
"""Sushi"" is Japanese for ""take a picture of this, white girls."""
"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road Because I kicked it. Bonus wife is giving birth right now."
"""The limo is broken""... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored"
"I asked my friend who the antagonist of Borderlands is. Me: ""If you tell me, i'll give you some alcohol for free"" Friend: ""Alright then, hand some jack"""
"Your mumma so fat. Its not a joke. im just stating facts"
"If I have to drive more than 5 minutes to find a Starbucks, I consider myself in a third-world location."
"how many hipsters does it take to put in a lightbulb? its a realy obscure number, you've probably never heard of it"