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Joke of the Day
"I could be subtweeting my cat for all you know. Calm down."
Next Joke
"Why do men snore when they sleep on their back? Because their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock."
"Breaking news: Trump has fallen into a wishing well. I am as surprised as you are. I had no idea they actually worked."
"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."
"How do you like your juice? I like mine gassy and concentrated."
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."
"I don't get why men always want have sex with women. The women are always on the receiving end."
"Do you guys remember that party at Bill Cosby's last weekend? Me neither."
"Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark."
"What do you call nudes from the 90s hot mail"