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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."
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"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what'll you have? Ghost says: I'm here for the boos."
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"According to the law it's not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership."