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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant? Dress her as a choirboy"
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"What's a seal's favorite drink? Canadian Club on the rocks."
"more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of Beyonce running through your veins"
"Facebook is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats."
"It's amazing the things you'll do for a person when you want to see them naked."
"""Hi I'm here to interview for the branch manager position."" ""We're only hiring tree trimmers."" ""That's exactly what I just said."""
"Co-worker: What's the difference between astronomy & astrology? Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points."
"Why is. Dr.Dre's Headphones so popular? Beats me."
"Alzheimer's can't be that bad You get a chance to meet new people every day."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick."