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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? Chicken sees a salad"
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"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."
"""Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" "" My right hand."" "" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."""
"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"
"I saw a sign that said check your speed. Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket."
"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."
"A foot fetish porn called ""I think we got off on the wrong foot"""