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Joke of the Day
"At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica ,but then I came to terms."
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"""I'm smart. Everyone else is stupid"" - everyone"
"Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie? The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."
"Two deaf guys... Two deaf guys, Ed and Harry, were hanging out talking, when Ed told Harry a joke. Harry laughed so hard he broke three fingers..."
"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We need to get some support, before people think we're nuts!"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Nobody who? ..."
"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"