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Joke of the Day
"Mom, am I ugly? ""I told you not to call me mom in front of people"""
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"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."
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"The trouble with jokes about herbal tea... Is that you can see the punchline camomile away."
"No one, NO ONE, hates their life more than the dude driving a minivan with the stick figure family decals on the back window."
"Father: *places hand on shoulder* My son..... *Son: Yes father? *Father: Check out this cool severed hand I just found! editted for format, which I suck at apparently"
"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"