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Joke of the Day
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
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"What do you call a worried bounty hunter? Boba Fret"
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"Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read."
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"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."
"Why did Jack cross the road? Because he was bean stalked....."
"Ruth wasn't invited to the party. The people at the party were ruthless."
"What did you have for breakfast? Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner? A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night? A: Pee soup..."
"Why didn't the melons get married? They were cantaloupes. ;)"