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Joke of the Day

"I was at a gay nineties party last night. All the men were gay and all the women were ninety."

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."

"Joe is getting ready his Batman impression... So he decides to show his friend Bob. ""Hey Bob, wanna see a Batman impression?"" ""Okay."" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman."" ""Thanks Bob!"""

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"A Jewish dad walks into a bar mitzvah. . edited to add the missing z"

"What do you call a very lazy baby kangaroo? A pouch potato."

"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"

"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."

"Don't judge Charlie Sheen until you've snorted a mile in his coke."

"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are just dying to get in."