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Joke of the Day

"""Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" "" My right hand."" "" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."""

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country."

"Did you hear about the blonde identical twins? They couldn't tell each other apart."

"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."

"How do you tell the difference between a Pakistani wedding and an ISIS training camp? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"*date leans in* Tell me something I don't know about you. *I lean in* I have a french fry in my pocket."

"How to legalize animal poaching ? Drop a kid in their zoo enclosure."

"Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.? His vision was based on movements."

"What did the field say to the farmer with no crops? Stop fallowing me!"

"Q: What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks 4 f*cks 4 f*cks not for a zillion f*cks 4 f*cks!"