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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said check your speed. Lucky I did, it had almost fallen out of my pocket."
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"I could lose 120 pounds in less than a week, but apparently there's some kind of silly NewYork law against killing your ex."
"I once went on a date with a girl called Simile... I don't know what I metaphor."
"Joke from a 5 year old kid: how come dinosaurs don't talk? me: ...why? kid: because they are all dead. source: stolen from Brian Reagan's standup."
"What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise? High Seas Dead People"
"Britain is like a man on a toilet... It just wanted to get rid of that shit and leave."
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear and one is a great year"
"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."
"Just saw a redhead drinking Ginger Ale. It looks to be making him stronger. We must stop him before it's too late."
"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"