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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"
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"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."
"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."
"How do you deal with radical Islamists? You square them."
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"A wizard walks into a gay bar ... and disappeared with a poof"
"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."
"A man asks his friend on skype.. ""Is that a condom on your hand?"" the friend replies "" no Its a fucking glove"". The man replies ""Thats exactly what i am saying""."
"I've seen people tear a phone book in half with their bare hands & I just had to use scissors to open a bagged salad."
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."