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Joke of the Day
"A wizard walks into a gay bar ... and disappeared with a poof"
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"The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!"