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Joke of the Day

"Never fall in love with a heroine junky. They got a lot of love, but it's all in vein."

"A guy asks his friend if he wants to join his piss club.. He replies: ""Uuuhre sure?"" to satisfy his friend. So, happy that he will join he says: ""YOU'RE IN!"""

"Why don't ducks have teeth? Too much quack."

"What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song? Moves Like Jaeger"

"Damn, redditors are lazy... They don't even finish their"

"My Somalian friend asked me the other day... If I had ever tried Somalian food. ""No, I've never had any,"" I said. ""That's all right,"" he said, ""neither have Somalians."""

"Turn yoga class into hot yoga by chasing everyone around with a blow torch."

"A guy at work just bought me ice cream and now we're making out. I've never been this intimate with ice cream before."

"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."

"What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset."