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Joke of the Day
"How do you deal with radical Islamists? You square them."
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"What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog? A dog who can lick himself from across the room"
"A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal."
"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."
"""Waiter!"" shouted the furious diner ""How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!"" ""My apologies"" said the waiter. ""I'll inform the branch manager."""
"What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli"
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"
"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."
"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Just check her arm"
"Screw it, I'm starting Friday now."