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Joke of the Day
"What does an old lady's crotch taste like? Depends."
Next Joke
"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."
"KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday K: pls dont MM: *winking* ok"
"What did Tennessee? Whatever Arkansas."
"Taking a nap is like sex..... It's never as good as you had hoped for but better than nothing."
"A joke I heard about the greatest story never told"
"One day long, long ago... ...there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and just for that one day. The End."
"Have you tried locking him in your trunk?"
"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."
"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting"