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Joke of the Day

"What is better then roses on a piano? Tulips on your organ."

"What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes? Heath Ledger jokes can get old...."

"The dentist said to his patient, ""This is going to hurt a little."" The patient replied, ""It's ok doc, I'm ready."" The dentist went on, ""I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."""

"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"

"Thursday is that guy who shows up early for the party, with margarita mix and no booze."

"What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail"

"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."

"I went to a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'"

"I got a job digging graves, I don't know how, I just fell into it."

"Did you guys hear about the kid getting arrested for bringing a clock to school? Sources say that the teachers were alarmed."