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Joke of the Day

"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"What would you call the mailman if he got fired? I don't know, just some dude."

"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"

"If you can't afford healthcare... Go to an airport. They give free x-rays and mammograms, and if you mention al-Qaeda, they'll throw in a free colonoscopy too!"

"Strangers are friends you haven't met yet. Friends are lovers you haven't kissed yet. Lovers are corpses you haven't killed yet."

"Why do electricians wear pants? Because they hate shorts."

"What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it."

"As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it."

"Why do geologists have children with birth defects? Because they practice relative dating!"