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Joke of the Day

"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."

"The price of oil has dropped so far that... Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you."

"Medical humour A properly immobilized patient requires no anesthesia."

"It's so cold outside... I brushed against a car in the parking lot and accidently keyed it with my nipple."

"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"Help! I accidentally swallowed a mint! Never mind, I'm cool now."

"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."

"Reddit's attention span"