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Joke of the Day
"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"
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"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!"
"[at restaurant trying not to let anyone know I'm a koala] Waiter: ""what can I get u?"" ""do u have any eucalyptus?"" *restaurant goes quiet*"
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
"Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart."
"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"
"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."
"Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets."
"The Past Present and Future... The Past Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."