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Joke of the Day
"The Past Present and Future... The Past Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."
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"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"
"3 hours until I get to pretend I know how to do 6th grade math homework....."
"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."
"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"
"I swear I only have sex standing up.. I'm not fucking laying!"
"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""
"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"
"Two guys are talking about their family histories... GUY 1: Hey, I heard you're Einstein's distant cousin. GUY 2: I'm not sure, really. It's just a theory of relativity."
"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a child? He told me to tell you see said hello."