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Joke of the Day
"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."
Next Joke
"Why don't lobsters like to share? They're shellfish."
"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."
"What do you call it when homeless people have sexual relations? Hoboerotic"
"Why did the bear faint upon seeing his friend eat a donut? He thought his friend was eating his own claw. In reality he was just eating a bear claw donut. D'oh!"
"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."
"Can't believe a woman would grow a life inside of her for 9 months and then name it Ian."
"Report card day: The only day where double D's are a bad thing."
"why do women not need to wear watches? there's a clock on the stove"
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."