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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the old man at the doctor? Man: I can't pee, doc! Doctor: How old are you? Man: I'm 90 years old. Doctor: Oh, you've peed enough! Heard this one in a bathroom at Walmart."

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"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"
"If one day I woke up gay... Id go back to sleep"
"If you never say ""FUCK IT"" before posting a tweet then you definitely couldn't have tweeted this..."
"Today my parents told me to either move out or get a fucking job. So I became a prostitute."
"How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs"
"You probably get this a lot but... *punches you in the face*"
"What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas? ""Hola Amoebas!"""
"Last night my wife asked me how many women I have slept with I answered just you honey. I was awake with the rest of them."
"If someone got my name tattooed on them I'd break up with them to prove it was a bad idea."