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Joke of the Day
"Cross a mobster in the streets. Horse's head in the sheets."
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"Did you hear pooh bear went gangsta? He doesn't even give a bother."
"The difference between a rooster and a lawyer? When the rooster wakes, his primal urge is to cluck defiance."
"I have as much authority as the Pope, i just don't have as many people who believe it."
"*Obama approaches podium* Fellow Americans, I like cookies with raisins in them *press starts booing* They're good & healthy *Michelle nods*"
"The Love for music! If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I hope they split us by music genre."
"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"
"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"
"A man asks his wife on a Friday evening... Husband: Shall we have a nice weekend? Wife: Sure, why not? Husband: Ok then, see you on Monday!"
"Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?"