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Joke of the Day

"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"

"N: Why are you picking up rocks? M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone."

"Bondage devotees trussed each other."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"*Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*"

"What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"

"I can sneak in an Uptown Funk reference here. Don't believe me? Just watch."

"I don't think I'm well-suited for this job as a newspaper editor. Even my blood is a Type O!"

"She said, ""Are you even listening to me? This is important!"" I said, ""I don't know, pizza?"" And that's how the fight started"