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Joke of the Day

"I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room."

"My mum asked me what i had planned for easter. I told her same as Jesus. Im going out on Friday and i will be back on Sunday"

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue? Anyone can tune a piano, but noone can piano a tuna!"

"A rabbit trap fell on my head. It got caught on my hair."

"What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday? ""I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!"""

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking at their doors all the time."

"What fruits do vampires eat? Blood oranges."

"Hot singles in your area are looking for an air conditioned indoor court to practice on before their match."

"2 walruses walk into a bar.. the first walrus is swearing and acting extremly obnoxious, the second walrus turns to him and says ""tusk tusk"" Gotta love dad jokes"