20151

Joke of the Day

"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!"

"I don't want to die doing something I love. I want to die doing something I hate. That way I don't have to finish it."

"Why do you never hear a pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the p is silent"

"Terrible news. The guy who created AMC cinema's has died. His funeral is next Friday at 2:30, 5:20 and 7:45."

"5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son"

"Why does Peter Pan always fly? I'm sure no one will get this! It can't be a re-post. I checked."

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on a phone,""wing, wing, herrooo?"" God I love this joke"

"So these lepers are playing ice hockey and he gets kicked off the team. Why? Because there was a face off on the ice."

"Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought."

"Stop saying ""There's plenty of fish in the sea."" I'm sick of fish seducing all our human women!"