115431

Joke of the Day

"Comcast Cable acquiring Time Warner Cable is a lot like your proctologist acquiring a bigger finger."

"Patient: The trouble is doctor I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry I don't expect anyone will notice."

"Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up? French Army."

"""There's a horse in my leg?! Why are you taking out my Adam's Apple? What's wrong with my nose?""- Guy from 'Operation'"

"So did you guys hear that Farrah from Teen Mom has a sex video? It must be a prequel spin off."

"WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single"

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"I wish No More Tangles shampoo would work on Christmas lights."

"YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y"

"A lady in front of me at Walmart today had six kids and was buying a baby gate. I wanted to tell her, ""if that's for your vagina, you're too late!"""