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Joke of the Day

"I heard Alabama changed the drinking age to 32. They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ? Because it hurt."

"I hate it when I'm trying to make money and someone greases the stripper pole."

"I just can't find any good doctors... EVERY one of them is still in practice."

"Did you hear about the guy would couldn't open the gherkin jar? He was in quite a pickle."

"Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf."

"A Blind Fish What does the blind fish say when it hits a wall? DAM!!!!"

"'Tis the season to pull copious amounts of tinsel out of your dog's butthole."

"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"

"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"